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New Moon – Twilight Sequel Confirms Sad Truth about Men
By Greg | November 27, 2009
If you are a man – which would you rather be: a wuss or a pansy? Well, if you went with your wife or girlfriend to watch the midnight showing of New Moon, most likely you are at least one or the other (and probably both).
Let me prove it. What do you say to people who ask: “Did you really go to the premier of New Moon?” Most likely your response was something like this: “Yeah, my wife really wanted me to go.”, or “I know, it’s crazy, but my girlfriend would never forgive me for not going.” If you that’s the case – you are a pansy! Scoring points by watching a chick flick? Where are your principles! Be a man!
But I will give you the benefit of the doubt. I’ll assume your answers were not completely sincere, because you actually love Stephenie Meyer and her Twilight series. If so, why don’t you just admit it? C’mon, just say it: “I took my sister’s New Moon book and didn’t put it down until I finished it.” or “I’ve seen Twilight 12 times. I just can’t get enough of that Bella Swan!” If you can’t do that – you’re a wuss!
Or maybe you don’t even try to hide your crush on Kristen Stewart, but if that’s the case you’re probably either single or divorced. You went to see New Moon by yourself? Oh dear. What does that make you?
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